SHAMWOW

The Shamwow is a towel-esq type of object used to clean up any spill! It holds 12x the amount of liquid as a towel and works wet or dry. The parody explains how this is just like any other sponge or towel. In the original video they tell you how much you can do with this towel/sponge that is so much better than an ordinary towel or sponge because it can clean various surfaces, similar to the original products use. It is compared to a normal sponge and jokes about how they are so hard to use that it kills 13 people a week and the long for an easier solution to cleaning. The conventional sponge which has been sufficient since its invention is no longer the best tool for absorbing liquids. The Jesus Christ Sponge shows all of the various ways you can use this ridiculous item besides just cleaning up messes. Some of the examples they give are shoving it down your friends pants and wiping your creepy friend with it, all of which you can’t do with an ordinary sponge. The Jesus Christ Sponge shows just how well the Shamwow doesn’t work when he picks up the wet surface after it had been “absorbed” by the Shamwow only to find liquids dripping right out of it. The testimonials show the peoples reactions to the shamwow and how it betters their sex life, not mentioning how it is helping them absorb liquids better. We all knew from the beginning that there was no future for the shamwow, glad someone else can agree.