SHAKE WEIGHT

Do you want strong sexy arms? In just 6 minutes a day you can have the arms that you desire. It trims the fat on your arms and shapes your shoulders at the same time. All you do is shake it and it works instantly even though you may not think that you are actually working out. Through dynamic inertia, the shake weight targets biceps and triceps and is the equivalent to 240 arm reps in 6 minutes. It is a great way to tone your arms fast without the need for dragging yourself all the way to the gym. The Shake Weight Parody compares the shake weight to a penis. It is a partner that wont leave you after one or two workouts. “Workout in your face without having to clean up after.” At first glance, the product is strange and looks stupid. You only feel the greatness of the product once you pick it up and give it a whirl. The parody personifies the shake weight and gives it all of the qualities a normal penis would have. In the clip they say things like that it is eleven inches of workout equipment, big enough to wrap both hands around and guaranteed so it never becomes impotent. The shake weight also comes with a video so your partner can use it when you are simply not in the mood. It takes all of the ways that the Shake Weight tones your arms in the first video and transforms them into all the ways you can pretend it is a penis in the second video. This video is definitely one of the more inappropriate ones, but if you think about it, what it is describing in the parody is exactly how it looks to someone who doesn’t know what the Shake Weight is or how to use it.

WII FIT

The Wii Fit takes video games to a whole new level. Although it is a great way to workout without having to feel like you are working out, in reality it isn’t as great as it looks. The motions of the Wii Fit include moving side to side and lifting your legs up, which go way beyond working out. The Wii is $300 compared to $3 for a hoola hoop, it is all the fun of working out, now being trapped in your living room. Standing in one place has never been as great as it is today, standing on a little white board is the hottest new game. It is making families closer by moving them to the living room instead of having them play outside like they would have done before the Wii Fit was invented. The parody mentions the names of the games you can play including roll the ball in the hole, which sound so fun it would make the common idiot want to play. The Wii Fit takes gaming to a whole new level, now you no longer have to be good at moving your fingers around on a controller, but move your body around on a white board. It’s great game play that you play by yourself with a widget type person on the screen, which actually doesn’t sound like that fun if you do not have others there to keep you company. “Nothing says fun to kids like a good graph or chart.”

SHAMWOW

The Shamwow is a towel-esq type of object used to clean up any spill! It holds 12x the amount of liquid as a towel and works wet or dry. The parody explains how this is just like any other sponge or towel. In the original video they tell you how much you can do with this towel/sponge that is so much better than an ordinary towel or sponge because it can clean various surfaces, similar to the original products use. It is compared to a normal sponge and jokes about how they are so hard to use that it kills 13 people a week and the long for an easier solution to cleaning. The conventional sponge which has been sufficient since its invention is no longer the best tool for absorbing liquids. The Jesus Christ Sponge shows all of the various ways you can use this ridiculous item besides just cleaning up messes. Some of the examples they give are shoving it down your friends pants and wiping your creepy friend with it, all of which you can’t do with an ordinary sponge. The Jesus Christ Sponge shows just how well the Shamwow doesn’t work when he picks up the wet surface after it had been “absorbed” by the Shamwow only to find liquids dripping right out of it. The testimonials show the peoples reactions to the shamwow and how it betters their sex life, not mentioning how it is helping them absorb liquids better. We all knew from the beginning that there was no future for the shamwow, glad someone else can agree.

Lazy Paste Vs.Touch and Brush

It is a parody that describes how hard it is to squeeze the remaining toothpaste out of the tube. Honestly, once your at the end of the tube, don't you just want to throw it away so you can buy another new flavor that Crest has brought out while you had your last tube of toothpaste? The Touch-N-Brush is unattractive and would look "great in a trailer trash home,” which only adds to the attractiveness of the product, now who wouldn’t want one! It tells you how people would "save" money and eventually you will be able to take your kids on vacation with the amount you will save by squeezing every last drop out of the tube. It is known to be difficult to assemble because the casing is hard to put on, so the parody hints at how poorly It is made. It also describes the colors, which the original video describes as a luxurious item, the parody jokes that your guests who see it would think they are at the Taj Mahal because of how “great” it is. Which in reality it’s really not that cool, before this was invented everyone in America used toothpaste squeezing methods just fine. The touch-n-brush just shows how lazy Americans have gotten that they can’t even squeeze their own toothpaste out of the tube; they need a gadget to do it for them. The Touch-N-Brush doesn’t use batteries or electricity and is great for everyone, which distributes the same amount of toothpaste each time, but how do you know that it’s too much... you don't? Wow! Don’t you want one after you saw this, I know I do!

IPHONE

The iPhone debut in 2005 has changed cellular technology as we know it. Every year or two Apple releases updates and new models of the iPhone to make the existing product better than it was. Some of the recent changes include a video camera, never before seen on any other phone... and voice dialing.. also, a common feature on older phones but suprisingly the latest technology doesn't encompass such small characteristics. Apple had been leaking information for months before the new iPhone 3gs came to store, pumping up the customers to believe that the iPhone 3gs is better than the iPhone 3g. That ended up not being the case, the iPhone 3gs was the same exact design with a slightly different body as the original iPhone. Some of it’s latest features included copy & paste which is readily available in every other phone known to man. A convenient compass was added into the iPhone as a unique feature never before seen in cell phones. Compasses were cool ten years ago, but now-a-days we have GPS and do not use compasses, thank you Apple! In the parody it sarcastically names all of the new features Apple has added and showed that it has already existed in other phones prior to the iPhone, although Apple has the latest technology, it is missing some of the standard components of the phone. Why wouldn't you want to spend $200 only to find that everyone else who was cheap actually got a much better product that you just did? Thank you Apple for letting us down once again!

SNUGGIE VS. WTF BLANKET

One of the hottest phenomenons of today hands down is the Snuggie. At first glance you question the idea of a backwards robe, but after trying in on you realize that it really isn't as dumb as it looks. In fact, the Snuggie, although it is just a robe flipped around is really all that it is cracked up to be. It gives you the freedom of answering the phone or indulging in snacks while lounging on the couch without having to worry about it falling off when you move like a blanket would. In the first video it descries how you need a blanket when you are cold but you do not want to mess up the blanket when you try doing things. The Snuggie is used to stay warm from head to toe with the oversized sleeves it is perfect to get up and walk around in. I actually tried on the Snuggie to test it out and the over-sized sleeves are too oversized for their own good, not only do they dangle, but they make all the things that you "could" do with a Snuggie nearly impossible! The WTF Blanket is a parody to the Snuggie, which shows just how much the Snuggie will be social suicide on your life. It is made of the exact same materials as a normal blanket, but is in the form of a backwards robe. They give examples of things that you “couldn’t do with a normal blanket” including eating, holding a baby, and color a book. The parody describes how embarrassing it is to go out in public with the Snuggie on, but people will now do it because it is so comfortable. They emphasize that the Snuggie will ruin your sex life because of how ridiculous it looks when it is on, who will want to have sex with you when you are wearing that? The Snuggie comes in a one size fits all size and is great for everyone in the family.